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Always looking to outdo his own hype, Richard Branson’s ironically-named Virgin America has taken hookup culture to the next level:

Passengers pinpoint their designated hottie with Virgin’s digital seat map, browse the menu and have a drink, snack or meal sent over. Passengers can also follow up with a text through the seat-to-seat messaging system.

Virgin boss Sir Richard Branson introduced the new feature in a video. He said the chances of deplaning with a plus-one are at least 50 percent.

No word on what modifications they plan to install in the lavs, but I sure wouldn’t want to be the new guy on the cleaning crew.

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