So I guess this is for real:
Darwin might argue that we’d all be better off in the long run if douchebags like these WEREN’T insured. Weed ’em out now before it’s too late!
There’s so much WRONG in here it’s hard to decide where to begin, but here’s a helpful hint for all you “bros”: if you have medical bills to pay, you had damn well better be tapping your beer money before you expect the rest of us to pay for it.
American culture is now at the point where satire is no longer possible. “Do you got insurance?” REALLY? Grammar much?
We are so screwed.